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Doggo Wisdom 
Volume One 
for dogs of all ages ..... a few cats ..... and maybe some people .....

The latest Doggo appears first ..... and the first Doggo of them all, appears last .....


"Look left and right
the world seems complex,
now look inside
for a good mood reflex."
Doggo

"The wind blew past,
all silent and empty,
not a thought in the air,
I sat like a sentry."
Doggo

"I dreamed I was a human,
walking on two legs,
when I saw other humans:
should I sniff their rear ends?"
Doggo

"A dog is a noble creature,
though often small in size,
bubbling with a ready grin,
to make your heart capsize."
Doggo

"Would I go to Mars
even if it's free,
I want to know,
is there a tree?"
Doggo

"Walking on sand
with stick in jaw
wishing for master
to throw it some more."
Doggo

"Did you hear that?
The sound of lost souls,
blowing over in the wind,
covers ears against the howls."
Doggo

"Have ya heard me poem?
All woof and bark,
rouff and howl,
a growl from my heart."
Doggo

"Why's it so hot?
Lies on me back
tongue hang'n out
beg'n for a snack."
Doggo

"We're family
we give all
share bones
stand tall."
Doggo

"A bone of contention
gnawed on both ends
the two of us glaring
is the art of friends."
Doggo

"Too tired to bark
a great big yawn.
That run was too long
I'm asleep on the lawn."
Doggo

"I smelt a new friend.
That's dog for meet.
We shook tails,
and that was neat."
Doggo

"I can't remember!!!
It's like that some days.
Can you remember
when you really gaze?"
Doggo

"The dogs in the Dog Pound
sacked the Dog Ranger
but no matter how loudly they barked
they couldn't make it explainer."
Doggo

"Why do humans go to dentists
and dogs go to vets
when a tooth is aching
and one must divest?"
Doggo

"'Bad dog!!!'
What have I done?
Was it the pillow?
Too much fun."
Doggo

"I don't know .....
can a dog hate love?
We are made of it
with every huff ....."
Doggo

"I thought the castle had vanished
built of bones to the clouds
but falling asleep
it was still there for the hounds."
Doggo

"A dog knows to wait
letting time merge into dreams
until called on to deliver
love beams."
Doggo

"Do you beg?
Why should I?
What ya got there?
I'm begging!!!"
Doggo

"I bit my leg
the other day .....
there's a bone in there
and it won't go away."
Doggo

"I ran a mile today
until a tasty sausage
from the dog catcher
brought me home again."
Doggo

"I love a game of bones
when you bury one
and I go dig it up
hole after hole with love."
Doggo

"I love new land
a whole new set of stinks
read like a book
makes me drift away with thinks."
Doggo

"Dogs write poems
when howling at the Moon
heart-felt verse
with a tune."
Doggo

"I don't know what to bark
my wolf call is a wall
so I'll just lie and stare
down the hall."
Doggo

"If I were an elephant
barking through my trunk
what calls I would make
with a hose to dunk."
Doggo

"Sometimes I'm so tired
I fall over me paws
forget which end is which
and end up on the floors."
Doggo

"If I could fly
along the beach
to chase them seagulls
and be quite fleet."
Doggo

"I love to go sailing
on the bow of a yacht
with waves crashing over
a happy dogs lot."
Doggo

"Endless hours
spent in the sun
watching ants
on the run"
Doggo

"If I inherited a fortune
I'd be quite amazed
to live in royal comfort
the rest of me days."
Doggo

"If I gave two bones a week
and a billion dogs did too
over ten years we'd have
a mountain of a trillion bones."
Doggo

"The lost dog comes home
hungry and for love
and a rug by the fire
after a bath and a rub."
Doggo

"Dogs go to war
with strangers
running wild where they
are the rangers."
Doggo

"If dogs could fly
they'd have wings like a fly
and be seen going by
high in the sky."
Doggo

"Have you seen the passion?
Can't keep it bottled up.
Wriggles and writhes about
til its all out as Ruff!"
Doggo

"When asked what my favorite word was
I said "Woulff!"
and if you talk dog
you know what it means to say "Woulff!"
Doggo

"There was a dog who loved a leaf,
that loved to hang out with a twig
that was well hung upon a branch
that loved to hug a mighty tree."
Doggo

"I love to swim
but not with sharks
fishies are OK
and lots of barks."
Doggo

"If my wishes were granted
I'd walk on the Moon
but I don't like cheese
so don't pass the spoon."
Doggo

"When I think way back when
I remember my wolf song
to sing with the Moon
and howl at it long."
Doggo

"I can't read
not even with glasses
but I can look at books
and chew them to pieces."
Doggo

"Its not time to get up yet
I'll lie on my back
don't rattle that chain
go away and come back."
Doggo

"All good dogs know what is right
master says so day and night
no need to think about this and that
just pad along and keep in sight."
Doggo

"I love an old song
sung with a squeeze box
as my dinner is delivered
by a friendly fox."
Doggo

"Some dogs run away
but I don't know why
they want to escape
a hot fire and a fry."
Doggo

"Why did a chicken cross the road?
How would a dog know?
Nothing to do with the dog .....
chasing the chicken?????"
Doggo

"Don't know what to bark today,
as you pass this way again,
I'll just bark the same again,
as you run off down the lane."
Doggo

"What's this talk of heaven?
Paradise is in the earth
digging for old bones:
makes me bark in mirth."
Doggo

"Love seems to stop when heat begins.
Don't quite know why that happens.
Must be a lusty animal thing,
to explode with passion.
Doggo

"Any dog that barks too much
and never says anything new
is a pain in the business end
and may end up in the stew."
Doggo

"What are dinosaurs
that I should be mindful of them?
I hear that they are extinct,
but the bones ....."
Doggo

"Looked up into the sky
and saw a swan fly by:
I don't know why
a swan flew by."
Doggo

"I pee on trees
to mark my ground
an ancient custom
delivered by hound."
Doggo

"A dog needs a kennel
a place to lie on a blanket
with or without a chain
and tucker in the packet."
Doggo

"Don't chase trains!!!
Their wheels are hard.
Best stick with cars,
with nice soft rubber ....."
Doggo

"Moon shines down upon head
reflecting in me water bowl
and into that hole just dug
high time to have a howl."
Doggo

"A happy dog so loves the Sun
to drift away from life's hum-drum
no matter what the time of day
even at night the Sun can stay."
Doggo

"Would robo-dog have mechanical fleas
and walk nicely on a master's lead,
and need a can of oil to grease
it's rusting parts that squeak?"
Doggo

"First standing alert in great interest,
but human chatters on so long,
sits down, then lies down:
might as well have a sleep.
Doggo

"Naked mutt without any hair
makes a dog stand and stare!
Should nude mutt be clothed?
They have too much to bare."
Doggo

"Master left without a word
heart sinks like a falling bird
waiting at the door for days
others talk but are not heard."
Doggo

"If fleas were an elephant,
and I had such fleas,
how big would I be?
As tall as a mountain with trees???"
Doggo

"Scratch, scratch,
scratch, scratch,
kick the fleas
from off me back!!!"
Doggo

"The most annoying part
of races on me back
is the noise that fleas make
when screaming down the track."
Doggo

"Puppies make happy,
yap, yap, yap, yap,
wriggling balls of grin,
so cute when they nap."
Doggo

"What is this heat
that I should be dogged?
Stay calm there,
it will pass."
Doggo

"Feeling faded?
Join the club.
Happens some days .....
Need more grub!!!"
Doggo

"I tried to read, once,
but it isn't dog,
so I leave paper
in the log."
Doggo

"Some days I'm just dog tired
blanket over head
ignore the world
and dream."
Doggo

"Love to be a sheep dog
rounding up the herd
riding on their backs
like a bird."
Doggo

"In my kennel,
on the chain,
when will I run,
and live again?"
Doggo

"Do you have enemy?
I love my enemy!!!
Can dog exist without enemy???
Love your enemy!"
Doggo

"Friend needed:
huffing and running,
barking competitions,
and bone gnawing."
Doggo

"A dog's kennel
is his kingdom
where to dream
of freedom."
Doggo

"Loved the museum,
the dinosaur bones,
stood drooling:
if only."
Doggo

"Can dogs paint?
Dogs are sculptors!
We terraform land,
and add bones."
Doggo

"Know the feeling,
a leap in the air:
you're flying,
if you dare."
Doggo

"Standing on a mountain of rocks
can give a dog pause
when stones begin to tumble
beneath me paws."
Doggo

"Completely out of thoughts,
paws on head.
A penny for me thoughts?
They're all in bed."
Doggo

“If at first you don’t succeed,
dig another hole:
that bone has to be down there,
somewhere.”
Doggo

"What kind of walkies is this,
in a room with cats,
strange smells,
and a vet???
Doggo

"A dog on the run
is a bundle of fun,
as swift as the wind
in the mid-day Sun."
Doggo

"Excited!!!
Met a new dog.
Sniff, sniff .....
You know.
Doggo

"Look sideways.
Look again.
Was that a cat?
Watching!
Doggo

"To be or not to be.
Do I get a choice?
I am dog,
hear my voice."
Doggo

"If I were a husky
I'd sleep well in the snow
I can dream of that
by the fire."
Doggo

"Why chase the postman,
show my passion with a bite?
If those letters were bones,
my fun would not be to fright!"
Doggo

"High on a hill
dog watches
sniffs at the air
dog listens."
Doggo

"Do dogs build fences?
Dogs hate fences!
Dogs love tunnels
for getting under fences!!!
Doggo

"When sleeping on my side
and my legs start running
I could be chasing a rabbit
in my dreams."
Doggo

"The rules are simple:
you speak
and I can listen
and you pay with love."
Doggo

"If by accident
I watered God's leg
would I hear thunderous laughter
or be struck by lightning?"
Doggo

"Can a dog know lust
or is it instinct?
Dogs must know love
or we feel extinct!"
Doggo

"Woke up
with the cat on my side
What am I
to be so lied?"
Doggo

"Waiting for master
staring out the window
when will mistress come
with sausages."
Doggo

"Happiness is
a walk in the park
or along the beach
chasing seagulls."
Doggo

"I won a prize
but what does it mean
more bones
or a bag of beans?"
Doggo

"What are fences?
Dogs dig holes.
Another escape!!!
The pound is cold ....."
Doggo

"Father dog listens,
human confesses,
with a huff and a grin,
Mother dog blesses."
Doggo

"What you mean?
I'm listening!!!
You don't talk dog .....
What???"
Doggo

"What is God to a dog
that I should bark at
him, or her,
as they give food?"
Doggo

"Dog's bark
worse than bite,
come closer .....
hate chains."
Doggo

"I dug one hole,
I dug two holes,
then hit sand like gold:
a much better hole."
Doggo

“The first dog on Mars
will be quite a star
gone so far …..
Tree?”
Doggo
 
"Eyes seem closed,
just snoozing,
watching .....
When's walkies?"
Doggo

"Tails follow dogs,
so dogs chase tails,
especially when no cat
tempts fate."
Doggo

"Dogs breakfast???
Anything!!!
I'm starving!!!
Love me do???"
Doggo

"Bone tired?
Never!
Buries bone
for later."
Doggo

"When the hole dug
hits bedrock
could be too shallow
or could be too deep."
Doggo

"A free range dog
can end up in the pound
for the silliest crime
of sniffing around."
Doggo

"A dog is a friend,
when the world goes mad,
a gruff of love,
beneath your hand."
Doggo

"Love my blanket,
smells just fine.
Why wash it?
Another time."
Doggo

"New tricks?
What!!!
An old dog
cannot."
Doggo

"When frozen with choice
pick a bone
it smells better
at home."
Doggo

"I stand alone
beside me bone
defender of lunch
at home."
Doggo

"A lonely dog howls
from the heart
for love.”
Doggo

“When wise old dog
stares at infinity
eyes glazed
in memory.”
Doggo

"Is Moon River
made of cheese
full of mice
and cat sneeze?"
Doggo

“Dog fights happen
over silliest things
when primal dog
howls within."
Doggo

“Do you talk dog?
I do and do and do.
You sound odd.
Try barking!”
Doggo

“When staring at door
lead in jaw
you know what I want
Walkies!!!”
Doggo
 
“A dog's nose
knows the world
as a kaleidoscopic
smell scape.”
Doggo

"On hearing Bad Dog!
a mutt wonders
must have been good
do that again.”
Doggo

"When dog tired
in need of sleep
go howl at the Moon
it’ll work a treat.”
Doggo

“Would dogs build fences?
We can dig deep holes
for the poles,
then bark at the fences.”
Doggo
 
“ Dogs on the Moon?
Not without bones,
hugs, pats, walkies,
and bubble baths.”
Doggo
 
“Give dogs the vote
then dogs can stand
and run in elections
with bone promises"
Doggo
 
“If a dog is a star
and a star is a dog
then the dog star
is a star for a dog.”
Doggo
 
"I was told
that China was down
so I dug a hole
but no china was found."
Doggo
 
"If I became a cat
I'd stick by a tree
so I could still bark."
Doggo

"A dogs bank
is in the ground
where tasty bones
are found."
Doggo

"I have a Dream
that all dogs will be free
just like the bees
and the flea."
Doggo

"It is a known fact
that half the dogs in the World
are bitches."
Doggo

"If a bark
was worth a buck
I'd be a rich mutt."
Doggo



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